you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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