why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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