we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
