Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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