Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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