My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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