it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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