I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
