you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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