I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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two words: eviction party
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Of course I have a pirate flag
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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