we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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