How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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