Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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