ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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