Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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