can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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