i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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