don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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