my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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