I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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