quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
either way he was missing a nipple.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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