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• (772): View more from Florida

  you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why are you covered in frosting?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

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• (619): View more from California

  Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"

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• (530): View more from California

  We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."

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• (509): View more from Washington

  also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.

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  Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.

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  I just look at my butt and see so much potential.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.

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