he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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