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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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