12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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