just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sponge bath it is.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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