none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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