id be glad to
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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