is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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