He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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