According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
