Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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