do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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