Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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