id be glad to
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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