like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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