Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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