I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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