hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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