Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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