i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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