i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
