Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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