what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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