if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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