To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
