Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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