I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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