is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm jealous of your bromance
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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