She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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