dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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