Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Randomize
