I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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