Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just high enough for therapy.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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