can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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